‘Gossip Girl’ Spoilers: Jenny, Jenny, Machiavelli!

The signs that Jenny’s (Taylor Momsen) story arc on Gossip Girl is modeled after a certain helmet-headed Star Wars villain are increasing by the day.

You know. Anakin. Darth Vader. Sweet little boy turned ugly, evil lord of the Dark Side. Just so we’re clear, for the non-nerds out there.

Is Jenny hell-bent on entering the Dark Side, never to return? Will she soon begin wearing a black cape and navigating a Death Star around Manhattan? Not quite. But there will be casualties. Check out Kristin Dos Santos’ latest Gossip Girl dish:

Q: Will Jenny get her knight in shining Armani? I’ve waited so long for Nate and Jenny to happen! Please, please tell me they will be a couple. I want them as my Christmas present!
A: Here’s what I can tell you. According to my source: “Jenny definitely will try to steal Nate away” later this season, after Nate and Serena are more of a solidified couple. However, in what has been written so far, I’m told “Nate is resisting.” That said, it certainly seems as though Jenny has fully embraced the dark side of her Machiavellian ways (will she be worse than Blair ever was?) because according to my mole, the whole Nate stealing is “going to be pretty underhanded by Jenny. Serena won’t really suspect it for a bit.” So let me get this straight: Little J has screwed over her stepbrother/former BFF and now her stepsister too?! Talk about a character 180 from the first season! Do we have a new Big Bad on the Upper East Side? Are producers trying to make us not like her? Thoughts?

Q: Some Gossip Girl news please! Anything big coming up? Deaths? Hookups? Marriages?
A: Dorota is getting married! Pretty sweet, no? And now that two people very close to Blair have gotten hitched lately (first mom, now Dorota), she has to be next right? OK, probably not. But a girl can dream.

Well, at least there’s a Dorota-shaped silver lining in there for us. But the real juice is all about Jenny: are you itching to see her get bad, bad, badder, or do you wish someone would shove the dark little drug dealer in rehab, even if she says “No, no, no”?

Thoughts? GO!